The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
Dean Winters probably has one of the best jobs. This + being Mariska’s TV bf…yupp, the dude’s livin the life lol
- ho ho hold my dick
- jingle my balls
- ruldoph’s not the only one with a red nose
- want a white christmas?
- be a ho ho ho for me
- are your clothes wrapping paper bc i wanna rip them off
- i’ve got a sack i need to emtpy
- i dont like cookies so just give me some milk
- i’d really love to sleigh your pussy
- my sack is full
- I asked santa for a special kind of toy i though you’d enjoy
- looks like santa’s cumming early this year
I vow to use at least 3 of these.
When people walk away from you, let them go. You shouldn’t have to talk them into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, and coming to see you, because if they really cared about you in the first place; they would not be going anywhere.